Before you enter, just know that this is currently going through a massive overhaul (I hated the old layout) and is thus, a work in progress.

The following site may contain crude humor, mobile-unfriendly layouts, javascript, and pointlessly stupid ramblings, but other than that, this site will forever remain safe for work.

Now that that's out of the way, would you like to enter the site?

(Best viewed on a 1920 x 1080 computer. If your site is NSFW or "18+ only" for whatever reason, do me a favor and do not interact with me.)

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enter!